• me: hey google what's up
  • google: did you mean the stratosphere?
  • me: that's my shit, google. anyway, you know where i can find them little hot dogs, the mini wieners they serve at weddings?
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devilfruits:

Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.

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This parking lot smells like fresh french fries #imsoconfused #itsreallybotheringme #forwhateverreason #THEESSENCEOFFRENCHFRIESMUSTBESTOPPED2014

This parking lot smells like fresh french fries #imsoconfused #itsreallybotheringme #forwhateverreason #THEESSENCEOFFRENCHFRIESMUSTBESTOPPED2014

ruinedchildhood:

this episode changed me forever

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scrapes:

Stop stop STOP

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verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

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beyondhighh:

goals

This nigga thinking bout his taxes

boxedwinemami:

beyondhighh:

goals

This nigga thinking bout his taxes

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majin-bruh:

Thanks bus. I needed this

majin-bruh:

Thanks bus. I needed this

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